Daddy Losing It
Around this past Halloween, Daddy dries off after a shower when he notices Cory staring…
C: Only girls have chi-chi’s, right, Daddy?
D: Yes, only girls have breasts. That’s right.
C: Then, why you have those? D: Have what?
C (pointing to Daddy’s chest): Those.
D (laughing…sort of): That’s just Daddy’s chest. Those aren’t chi-chi’s.
C stares at Daddy, mischievous eyes smiling and saying, “Oh, yes, they are,” and Daddy loses twenty pounds by New Year’s…