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Caterwauling Chords

Unless puberty does something wonderful to vocal chords, a Frozen-themed karaoke machine, tucked away in a box for months but now free, has proven that no one will ever pay to hear either of the twins sing.

Oh, they’ll keep caterwau…, um, singing. They should sing. Every day. And often. Just no one will pay to hear it. And not at that volume. In fact, someone might pay to make sure they don’t hear it at that volume.

(Hey, Cinder! Cinder! Bite that cord! Look at this microphone…nice microphone…sooooo tasty…)

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