A River So Long
It’s a week past Christmas
They’re throwing out trees
They’re pulling down reindeer
And ending songs of joy and peace
Oh, I wish I had a river we could skate away on
I wish I had a river so long, I would teach my feet to…
…get used to figure skates. What’s with these figure skates? Do anyone’s ankles actually work properly, after a half hour in these figure skates? Why don’t places like this rent hockey skates?